They tweet social media ‘big wigs’ to get attention. These upmarket shisha girls think Caramel and Dusit2 are heaven and that kapub 1824 is paradise.īy the end of the night, you find them being groped at the back of cheap Mitsubishis and Subarus, shuffling through their purses for a condom. Once the weaves are off, they are washed and blow dried. Their weaves are a bit more expensive but that doesn’t mean they won’t recycle them. They think we don’t see how they have ‘breathed-in’ to give us an illusion of a toned, wasp waist. The ones whose Instagram accounts are filled with semi-nude ‘gym selfies’. Then there are upmarket shisha girls the ones who live in servants’ quarters in Kilimani or with their parents in Garden Estate or Kahawa Sukari. Their dreadlocks - if they happen to have them - look dirty and they have scales of dandruff littered on the collars of their discoloured blouses.īecause they cannot walk well in heels, most wear sandals from Bus Station to the club.Īnd since they walk all the way from Bus Station, Odeon or Kencom, their feet are dusty and smelly. The polish on their nails - mostly blue - is chipped and their lipstick ghetto the ones bought at Moi Avenue for Sh200. They wear their plastic weaves long and coarse, the ones you comb until the scalp protests.
#SMOKING THE GAME SCUM UPGRADE#
They are happy to go to Club Cubano but will never forget you if you upgrade them to Mojos. They text random men on Fridays “Leo turn up iko wapi, baby?” because they need a man to buy them a pot of shisha. The eastlando types use cheap perfumes costing Sh350 and buy high heels from Toi Market and Bus Station. There are two types of shisha girls: the eastlando and the so-called upmarket ones. Shisha girls are undesirable, rough and have completely lost respect for themselves. There are fewer things more disgusting than a woman who smokes. Twenty years ago, women used to cook like their mothers.
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